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Total Medals Earned: 83 (From 12 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,220 Points

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Well, sounds good Unlocked 7/6/16
5 Points
Win game with 20 points or more
2Pac Man Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Appetite for Construction Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Blondie Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Bob Sideshow Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Born in hell Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Bro hemian Rap sody Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Dad Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Dangers of kite flying Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Dark side of the Triforce Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Dr House Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Duff Zeppelin Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Eenie Meenei Miney Moe Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Emanems Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Gorillaz Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Grunge fishing Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Hammer Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Kiss Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Maradona Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Mecanica Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Men Machine Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Mother tongue Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Oh Freddy Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Pulpo Fiction Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Purple Xmas Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Ramones Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Red hot chilli peppers Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Smartphone Vs American Idiot Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Spermatozoon Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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The Chiclets Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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The Door Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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The Iron Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Yellow Chashmarine Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Music Lover Unlocked 7/6/16
25 Points
won game with 30 points or more
Bleeding ears 5 Points Very Bad, popular music makes your ears bleed
Full Metal Jacket 10 Points Find the 3 hidden stars
Musical Diversity 25 Points Won the game with all right answers
Axe Army Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Basket Jam Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mellon Collie Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mickyhenic Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mr Krabs Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pest Control Calling Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Really Matters Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Santoghost Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Saturday Night Fever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The Notorious Rallo Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Titanic Banana Boat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 34/48 (350/500 points)

Cathode Raybots

Channel Flipper Unlocked 7/7/16
5 Points
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
N00Binator Unlocked 7/7/16
5 Points
Kill the N00bs.
67 Deep Sixer 5 Points Defeat the 67 Bots.
Bad Dude 5 Points Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Butt Pincher 5 Points Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Castle Crusher 5 Points Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Emotikiller 5 Points Kill the NG Emotes.
Evil Slayer 5 Points Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Gang Banger 5 Points Defeat 10 random bosses.
Hate the Game 5 Points Defeat the VG Legends.
Jerk Killer 5 Points Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Killer of Legends 5 Points Kill the legendary characters.
Proletariat 5 Points Defeat the Bourgeois.
Travisty 5 Points Defeat the Travis Bots.
Troll 5 Points Defeat the NG Folks.
Unpatriotic 5 Points Defeat the Patriots.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)

Fleeing the Complex

aeiou Unlocked 7/7/16
5 Points
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Kredit 2 Team Unlocked 7/7/16
5 Points
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Patron of Tunes Unlocked 7/7/16
5 Points
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Waldo Unlocked 7/7/16
5 Points
Where is he?
Easy Medal Unlocked 7/7/16
10 Points
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Spooked Unlocked 7/7/16
10 Points
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xXn00bslayerXx Unlocked 7/7/16
10 Points
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Rank: CA Unlocked 7/7/16
50 Points
Achieve the Rank CA
Rank: GI Unlocked 7/7/16
50 Points
Achieve the Rank GI
Rank: IRO Unlocked 7/7/16
50 Points
Achieve the Rank IRO
Rank: PD Unlocked 7/7/16
50 Points
Achieve the Rank PD
Rank: TB Unlocked 7/7/16
50 Points
Achieve the Rank TB
Golden Boy Unlocked 7/7/16
100 Points
Find all 60 unique fails
Nailed It 10 Points Stuck the landing
bruUGHNO 25 Points You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Rise and Shine 25 Points Wake up and smell the snow
101 Failmations 100 Points Get a total of 101 fails
Master of the Wall 100 Points Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)

Medals Earned: 13/18 (400/660 points)

Hungry Gamers

Grab Bag Unlocked 7/6/16
5 Points
Grab the bag!
Crowd Pleaser Unlocked 7/6/16
25 Points
You call that a kiss?
Alliance 10 Points Form an alliance.
Arrows Get 10 Points Defeat Glimmer
To the Dogs 100 Points Defeat Cato

Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/150 points)

Manhattan Project

Pump up the Volume Unlocked 7/6/16
5 Points
Reach chaos for the first time
Extinction Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Hero-shima Unlocked 7/6/16
25 Points
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
I came prepared. Unlocked 7/6/16
25 Points
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
E=MCpwned Unlocked 7/6/16
50 Points
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Einstein Approves 25 Points Buy the Atomic Bomb
You must be a relative... 50 Points Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Teacher's Pet 100 Points Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day

Medals Earned: 5/8 (115/290 points)

October Game Jam

A Can named Jerry Unlocked 7/11/16
5 Points
Pick up some fuel
Girly Tantrum Unlocked 7/11/16
5 Points
Be possessed by the warped little girl
Gotta Get Going Unlocked 7/11/16
5 Points
Pick up your Keys
Rough Boys Play Unlocked 7/11/16
5 Points
Be possessed by the warped little boy
Battery Powered 5 Points Pick up a battery
Meticulous Planning 10 Points Find a Map
Slender Mode 50 Points Beat the game and unlock 'Slender Mode'

Medals Earned: 4/7 (20/85 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 7/6/16
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
First Blood Unlocked 7/6/16
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 7/6/16
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Exasperated 5 Points View the game walkthrough.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)

Ram Time!

Jester Unlocked 7/8/16
10 Points
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Peon Unlocked 7/6/16
10 Points
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Yeoman Unlocked 7/8/16
10 Points
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HereditaryKnight Unlocked 7/8/16
25 Points
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Knight Unlocked 7/8/16
25 Points
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Squire Unlocked 7/8/16
25 Points
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Bishop Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Earl Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Landgrave Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Viscount Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duke Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
GrandPrince Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Prince Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SovereignPrince Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Archduke Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Emporer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
GrandDuke Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/18 (105/805 points)

Relive Your Life

Dead Mutant Baby Unlocked 7/8/16
10 Points
Death snagged you so young!
Mutually Assured Destruction Unlocked 7/8/16
10 Points
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Puppy Love Unlocked 7/8/16
10 Points
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut Unlocked 7/8/16
10 Points
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! Unlocked 7/8/16
10 Points
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails Unlocked 7/8/16
10 Points
A classic for bidding!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 6/32 (60/500 points)

Spike: A Love Story Too

Morning Unlocked 7/13/16
5 Points
You made it through the morning shift!
Rebound Unlocked 7/13/16
5 Points
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
Six Pointer Unlocked 7/13/16
10 Points
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
Afternoon 5 Points You're over the hump!
Survived Five 5 Points You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
End of the Day 10 Points You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
Ten Down 10 Points You're getting up there!
Don't Talk to the Monsters 25 Points Perfect in the monster challenge
Keep on Smashing 25 Points You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Dummy Challenge 50 Points You got mad points with little to work with!
Security is Nice 50 Points You completed employment mode with 100% security!
Twenty is Plenty 50 Points You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.

Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)